[Jeff Chandler]

Eventually, there will be signs erected that saw “Please do not attempt back flips.”

I'm thinkin' a ban on retaining walls.

[GOYAKLA]

All Concrete sidewalks must now have “Health Warning Signs” painted, every 10 feet, alternating in each direction so as they can be read, in both directions of travel. Health warning should state “Sidewalk is meant for feet. Applying to head, even second hand by other individuals, can be dangerous to your health and limit your survival”
Must be in Block Letters because not everyone can read Cursive. Paint can be any color but white.
Memo from desk of BDLR/Bald Dude Lying Rat