[SatinDoll]

Get a pistol and then a CCW permit. Then practice until you are sufficiently skillful.

If you don’t like guns, consider this: it is a lot worse to end up dead than to do something distasteful.

[stillonaroll]

It's difficult to get a CCW permit here in CA.

It's much easier to just give up cycling. :(

[Salamander]

I can post huge lists of upcoming biker rides where they can try to pull their crap, if they’d like to.