Funnily enough, Hitler did support polygamy as a reward for the bravest German soldiers, to expand the Aryan race as fast as possible. Then again, Hitler also had a lot of homosexual friends.
and in the immortal words of The Nuge
“Never before have I turned on you
You looked too good to me
Your beady eyes, they can cut me in two
And I just can’t let you be
Well, it’s a free-for-all and I heard it said
You can bet your life
Stakes are high and so am I
It’s in the air tonight
It’s a free-for-all!”
Mike Royko resurrected?