If you want to remain unknown, don't get yourself on TV.
I have no sympathy for these people. They're getting exactly what they asked for.
People like Zimmerman or the Duke lacrosse team are the ones I feel sorry for. Just trying to live their lives, and then one day somebody's ideological truck runs over them.
The whole schlemiel sounds like a play for publicity. From the end of the article.
“We have a different kind of clientele, said Amy: Weve become a summer tourist attraction, we’re humbled when people ask for pictures with us.
Were printing T-shirts that say I survived Amys Baking Company, Heres your pizza, go f**k yourself’,’I’m the Gangster, and’ I speak Feline, MEOW!!’ Were making cherry lemonade out of lemons. Never in my life would I have thought the show would launch us into this kind of stratosphere.