[dearolddad]

This is what “college” has become. Teaching morons what it’s like to be a cow. Have you ever asked a cow for the time? What day it is?

When I was much, much younger I ask a girl out. Years later I saw her and she had turned into a cow.

[GOYAKLA]

I went out with nice girl, she was driving. I didn’t find out she was a witch until she turned into a motel.

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