One night in late October,
When I was far from sober
And walking home full of my manly pride,
My feet begin to stutter,
So I lay down in the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down at my side . . .
A lady passing near was heard to say
"You can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses!"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
I have an LP with Johnny Bond singing that..
Oh, the pig got up and slowly walked away
slowly walked away, slowly walked away,
He looked at me and thought that he
Would leave me where I lay.
So the very next day, I got on the wagon to stay,
Since the pig got up and slowly walked away..
Thanks, self ping for later.