Where do I turn to for help in deleting my account

July 10 2013 | self

[Wildbill22]

It’s over, he is gone.

I miss him already. ,,,well maybe not.

[freekitty]

Why, is DU tracking you over here?

[melsec]

Now that you have signed up they will come for you when they come for the rest of us - no excuse will be excepted - you are done.

[Berlin_Freeper]

You have to donate $100 for a delete option.

[Admin Moderator]

I want to delete my account and need to know what the procedure is

Easy one-step process:

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

“Relax,” said the nightman, “We are programmed to receive. You may check out any time you like, but you can never leave.”

[airborne]

[jodyel]

I actually did this when I was two years old at my grandmother’s house...only I used a pair of tweezers.

She said the shock knocked me clear across the room.

Must be what is wrong with me today. lol

[driftdiver]

Thats a lame opus.

[CGASMIA68]

Me too but we couldn’t afford steak knives it was just a plain loe butter knife.I hear the swig of turpentine I took also shook em up a bit,plus no ER,no 911 or blaming anyone we just moved on.

[P.O.E.]

Just tell the IRS you’re with the TEA party.

[Twinkie]

Delete? For keeps? - Ha! - Obama’s brown shirts gotcha from the get-go. Welcome to the reality that we all on FR live with daily; the Hopey-Changey World of Obama. - DU’s cutesy games of trolling on FR has finally jumped up and bit them on their rear ends.

[Diogenesis]

[JohnnyP]

I stole this from a pool forum I frequent:

There are two kinds of people. Day people and night people. It’s the night people’s job to get the day people’s money.

[JPG]

That was qui

[Pharmboy]

HA! But I thought he said delete the account, not delete himself.

[COBOL2Java]

Just below the "signup" screen, you'll see the "signdown" screen. Go there, and...

Whoops! Nevermind...

[Rocky]

There was an opus nearly identical to this last year. Could it be the same guy?

[Chode]

[melsec]

LOL