Funny,I don’t seem to have any burn marks.
And if you’ll keep your promise to rescue all the pets at merely the “cost” of leaving me to look after my own safety I’d consider that a fine thing.
It's a deal...but only if you agree to allow me to film,as I pass by in my rescue boat,the flood waters having reached your nose...and was continuing to rise.I'll make sure to play that video,over and over,to your four legged friends after they've attended your funeral.
That is,assuming that your body was found before the gators got to it.