The newlywed couple have just returned from their honeymoon and the husband is out in the garage cleaning his golf clubs.
The wife looks on for a while and then sighs and says “Honey, now that we're married you really don't need to go golfing any more. I think we should sell those clubs.”
Husband get a pained, horrific look on his face, to which the wife replies in a panic “Darling, whats wrong?”
Husband: “For a moment you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
Wife: “EX-WIFE! You never told me you were married before!”
Husband: “I wasn't!”
Very funny!