[Vigilanteman]

So what’s to stop me from marrying the Golden Gate Bridge and claiming royalties each time it is used on a postcard, travel brochure or appears in a movie or on a product?

[nickcarraway]

You should do it.

[no-s]

So what’s to stop me from marrying the Golden Gate Bridge

What makes you think it's going to say yes? I hear there's some other bridges in the area it's already having a relationship with. They even share paint lockers.