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I Pronounce You Bridge and Wife: Woman Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge
Metro UK ^ | Thursday 4 Jul 2013

Posted on 07/05/2013 10:30:29 AM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: Mark17

I want the tax benefit....

I am sure you do, but what I want to know is, if you divorce yourself, will you pay alimony?

To myself, so it is win-win....


41 posted on 07/05/2013 12:46:55 PM PDT by GraceG
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To myself, so it is win-win....

I am not so sure. You can claim alimony as a tax write off, when you pay it, but you must also claim it as income, so it might be just a break even situation. (smile)

42 posted on 07/05/2013 1:02:53 PM PDT by Mark17 (My body is in California, but my heart is in the Philippines.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; nickcarraway; mikrofon
I considered marrying a bridge once.

But there really was no ponte.

43 posted on 07/05/2013 1:50:09 PM PDT by martin_fierro (EPIC Bridge partner)
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To: nickcarraway; Cincinna; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; ..

She’d spend years in Madison County.

Thanks nickcarraway.


44 posted on 07/05/2013 3:03:46 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (McCain or Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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To: nickcarraway

Marriage to a bridge sounds like nothing but troubled water ahead for the couple.


45 posted on 07/05/2013 3:18:26 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Goodbye America. Glad the majority of my years were spent during the good days.)
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To: martin_fierro; nickcarraway; Charles Henrickson

I wonder if they read the full-form vows, or the abridged version??


46 posted on 07/05/2013 3:43:30 PM PDT by mikrofon ('Til river depth do us part...)
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To: Old Yeller; mikrofon; martin_fierro

If it doesn’t work out, the husband may jump off himself.


47 posted on 07/05/2013 6:02:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Like some weird Escher drawing.)
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To: Fast Moving Angel
Can’t wait to see what the kids look like.

She'll probably give birth to a pontoon.

48 posted on 07/05/2013 6:04:24 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pont-if-icating.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hehe :-)


49 posted on 07/05/2013 6:36:27 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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