[katana]

He needs to come and visit Big Whiskey and meet Little Bill ("S*** and fried eggs!")

[Waryone]

IIRC, Piers, like English Bob here, thought he could trash the US on Independence Day. So, we’ll have to call him English Piers. If only Little Bill were around to send him packing too.

[PhiloBedo]

Dang... I hadn’t scrolled down to your post. You nailed it.