You had me going till I got to this line. You obviously can't really be Catholic (or Orthodox) because as we all know, Catholics and Orthodox both fervently believe in evolution and in Biblical "higher criticism." In fact, as every good Catholic/Orthodox knows, only "inbred trailer trash whose parents are brother and sister" object to evolution and higher criticism. After all, "reason does not contradict faith," and both evolution and higher criticism are products of "reason." No real Catholic would want to be caught dead sounding like one of those "illiterate rednecks." [/sarcasm]
I don't know how long you've been here, but the Catholics here will run off anyone who claims to be Catholic and denies evolution.
Theory of Evolution is not part of Catholic Faith. Adam and Eve were not monkeys or some wild animals, but created by God in His image. God is not some King Kong monkey.
In Moskow KGB was organizing 2 years free education for all students of the world. They did not teach them about Socialism or Communism. They were teaching them only Theory of Evolution. Now this fraud is now presented as a science in our schools and Pope John Paul II who approved this communist fraudulent religion will be now canonized as a saint. Interesting is that he was the only priest in Poland who was never persecuted by Communist Party.
Other Pope John XXIII who will be canonized with him is even bigger disaster.
Now whole West is getting Godless and USA got the Son of Satan in the White House.