[american_ranger]

Two tales:
1. One year I gave my wife a very romantic and loving birthday card. She opened it up, read it, dropped it on the kitchen table and then walked over to the coffee table. She opened the drawer and rummaged through the old cards in it until she came to an identical birthday card. She was sure that I had just reused the previous year’s birthday card.
2. My youngest son had his freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior yearbook picture taken with the same shirt.

[higgmeister]

As for the first one, isn't that just the thing?! Women remember every minuscule moment. They don't even consider that men are busy scanning the horizon for any threat and scoping out a room for every exit or suspicious individual. If the wife hadn't wanted to count coup on you in the battle of the sexes, she would have thanked you for the moment and been privately secure that you are the same stalwart person as ever, time after time.