Sorry about your parents’ political views.
Don’t worry, I know you couldn’t have possibly voted for O. You young conservatives are our hope (and on that I’m *not* yanking your chain).
Thanks for fighting the good fight. It’s harder for you than for me.
And keep working! Hard! Damned nursing homes are getting more and more expensive every day. :-)
Help me land a better job so I can get married and have kiddos and buy a house in this **** economy.