You (WE) could be home free if just take that bag and a grease pencil and write “I AM MUSLIM” on it and enjoy the best of both worlds.
Also add ‘Allahu Akbar’ to be more convincing.
Aha! LOL!!
I’m thinking, though, plastic, tied tightly under the chin would be far more appropriate.
I think the muzzie MALES should start a trend...show us how it’s done.
Yes?