I’m also at an age that if I did have a 20-something girlfriend:
A) My wife would kill me. If I wasn’t married at the time,
B) I’d have to buy a back friendly vehicle cause I’d.....well, you know.
As to the Subaru and stickers, maybe it's mostly true just in "high concentration" areas?
I live in the heart of NASCAR and, for some reason, I never noticed these cars until I actually bought one. Anyway, now that I do, the only sticker I usually see is the standard advertisement sticker the dealer slaps on.
I got here by way of Chapel Hill and it might be more true there. I remember sitting at lights behind those cars and pretending it was a speed reading test where you try to read all the stickers before the light would change.
I have to admit, on some cars I failed the test. (Your turn, Mrs. Wood)
Thinking about it, it's true that side of the population has succumbed to the dark side in religion, politics and social engineering, but they have generally very good taste in things and places, from Apple to San Francisco to Boston to Vermont and Maine and points in between, including, unfortunately, many very fine machines like this OB.
I'm going to use this to my advantage, like they do. In my world, I am surrounded by the Beast worshiping dark siders and who knows, maybe the OB will allow me to slip past certain defenses, just as obama and company have done.
Maybe I should call it "Cognito", since when I'm in it, "in country" so to speak, I'm always incognito.
Attaboy Dale Jr.!! Take it home!