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1 posted on 06/23/2013 4:12:50 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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We must immediately ban assault Alligators!


2 posted on 06/23/2013 4:14:13 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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Here’s something SELCO and FERFAL never thought of... taking the long view on fashionable footwear.


4 posted on 06/23/2013 4:15:10 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Certainly a one up on his neighbors with the Rottweiler.


5 posted on 06/23/2013 4:15:48 PM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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A Prepper garbage disposal, I like it!


6 posted on 06/23/2013 4:16:29 PM PDT by Dusty Road
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Choot ‘em.


8 posted on 06/23/2013 4:17:01 PM PDT by RobertClark (My shrink just killed himself - he blamed me in his note!)
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“Doomsday RapperPrepper.”
9 posted on 06/23/2013 4:17:31 PM PDT by Theoria
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I run a stop sign and all of a sudden I’m a terrorist and they take my alligator barbecue away? Holy F..., we are in WAYYYYYYY over over our ‘nads.


10 posted on 06/23/2013 4:18:14 PM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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Needed a suitcase to carry his stuff in???

It was just another work in progress.

11 posted on 06/23/2013 4:18:16 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,)
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12 posted on 06/23/2013 4:20:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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An officer said Earthman had a gun in his car.

Unless he's a felon, that's as legal as church on Sunday in Texas.

/johnny

13 posted on 06/23/2013 4:21:19 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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Doomsday choomer, sounds like...


14 posted on 06/23/2013 4:21:50 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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Give em Hell, Gators!


16 posted on 06/23/2013 4:26:48 PM PDT by Rock N Jones
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What’s his FR screen name?


18 posted on 06/23/2013 4:28:35 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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It worked on Miami Vice, and if the world came to an end, I'd want durable boots.

19 posted on 06/23/2013 4:37:34 PM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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They found 15 marijuana plants, bomb-making material, and an alligator, according to a Dallas police report.

What could go wrong?............Sorry, somebody had to say it.

22 posted on 06/23/2013 4:39:46 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Trey Gowdy......Nuff said.)
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“We fired our cannon til the barrel melted down. We caught an alligator and we fought another round. We filled his head with cannon balls and powdered his behind. And when we set the powder off the gator lost his mind.”


23 posted on 06/23/2013 4:42:48 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
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Is that what “up to your azz in alligators” means? :-)


24 posted on 06/23/2013 4:44:46 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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ummm if you have drano or PVC pipe then you have “bomb making materials”.


26 posted on 06/23/2013 4:48:20 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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Well, at least he’s an Earthman, and not a Martian.


28 posted on 06/23/2013 4:53:06 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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“Pleasant Grove”

For those not from around here, ‘the Grove’ is a rather rough part of the hood. I wouldn’t go there without a gun and a gator. And I’ve wandered around on the streets of west Dallas alone and unarmed on a Saturday afternoon.


29 posted on 06/23/2013 4:54:28 PM PDT by PAR35
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