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If he's riding his bike drunk, can he qualify for the tax subsidy for ethanol-powered vehicles?
1 posted on 06/21/2013 11:32:26 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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No cure for stupid.

Now that I read this article, I realize there is a cure for stupid.

It’s call death.


2 posted on 06/21/2013 11:41:05 PM PDT by PanzerKardinal (Some things are so idiotic only an intellectual would believe it.)
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‘appeared to be intoxicated”

Tut tut! It’s spring, your Honor! Mr. Bodine is a young man.
A holistic doctor had merely dosed him with a medicinal tonic for ‘buck fever.’
Tonic. Liquor. ‘Lightning.’ Whatever. His gray-haired granny ....
Call it what you will. I’ll keep talking until I’ve earned my fee.


3 posted on 06/22/2013 12:06:33 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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This past Tuesday I rode a bike for the first time in 18 years.

I fell down four times while trying to stop. Thank God the cops didn’t show up and arrest me.

No, I wasn’t drunk, but my legs weren’t strong enough to keep me from falling over!

I’m still hurting from that excursion today.


4 posted on 06/22/2013 12:30:12 AM PDT by SatinDoll (NATURAL BORN CITZEN: BORN IN THE USA OF CITIZEN PARENTS.)
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Wonder if he is kin to Travis county DA Rosemary Limberg??


9 posted on 06/22/2013 7:39:32 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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Running through stop signs and driving drunk without citation (there are publicized “pub crawls” on bicycles and other “drink and ride” events). Sounds like typical bicyclist behavior I have observed.

They want to be treated with the same rights as someone in an automobile but they don’t want to observe the laws, respect the other drivers (or pedestrians), or pay license taxes to support pavement upkeep.


10 posted on 06/22/2013 10:50:33 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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