A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, “This bar does not serve beer to bears.”
The bear says, “C’mon, what difference would it make? I just want one beer.” But the bartender says, “I’m sorry, this bar does not serve beer to bears.”
The bear becomes angry and says, “If you don’t give me a beer, I’m gonna kill that woman over there!” But still the bartender says, “I already told you, this bar does not serve beer to bears.”
So the bear walks to the end of the bar and mauls the woman sitting there, after which he eats half of her body. He looks down the bar, blood dripping from his jaws and says, “Okay, you wanna give me that beer now?”
The bartender replies, “No, this bar does not serve beer to bears who do drugs.”
Perplexed, the bear asks, “What? I don’t do drugs!”
The bartender says, “Yes, you do. That was a bar bitch you ate.”
A bear walks into the bar and places his large front feet on the bar and says, “Gemme a....................................................................................................................................................................................beer”
Bartender says, “sure...but why the big pause”.