Michael Jackson was white before Justin Beiber was.
"[Michael Jackson] was the first black singer to become his own lucrative white cover version."
-- Mark Steyn, from the thread Beyond The Pale
That's hilarious. It's been a while since I had hot coffee forcibly ejected through my nostrils onto my keyboard. I don't even care, that was worth it. But the real question is: Was MJ white before Bill Clinton was black?