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SFPD: Woman Threw Milkshake, Stabbed Man
NBC Bay Area ^ | Thursday, Jun 20, 2013 | DAN MCMENAMIN

Posted on 06/20/2013 1:16:11 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: GilesB

Timarrah, Timarrah, I love you, Timarrah...


21 posted on 06/20/2013 2:20:38 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (The average American voter is an idiot. Which is how the Dems want it.)
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To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise
Directly to you from the scene of the crime!
22 posted on 06/20/2013 2:21:57 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: nickcarraway
I've looked for a pic of Timarrah, found something, but I don't think/am not sure if this is Timarrah!
23 posted on 06/20/2013 2:28:36 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; nickcarraway; martin_fierro

Despite obviously cold-cocking the victim, she’ll probably just get by with a frappe on the wrists...


24 posted on 06/20/2013 2:30:18 PM PDT by mikrofon ("I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a milkshake, Timarrah.")
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Already on the job...


25 posted on 06/20/2013 2:34:21 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: nickcarraway; Daffynition

He was making a straw argument.


26 posted on 06/20/2013 2:34:49 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: nickcarraway

Let me guess, it was a chocolate shake, not a vanilla?


27 posted on 06/20/2013 3:20:00 PM PDT by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: nickcarraway
Timarrah Norris, 18, of San Francisco was arrested and booked on charges of assault with a deadly weapon, Esparza said.
28 posted on 06/20/2013 3:24:32 PM PDT by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers; mikrofon; martin_fierro; nickcarraway; PJ-Comix
TIMARRAH
Tune: "Tomorrow"

That guy'll come out,
Timarrah,
Bet that guy inside who dissed
Timarrah
Comes out soon

Just waiting outside,
Timarrah
Starts to stir her milkshake
Of vanilla
With a spoon

When she's stuck with a guy
That's white and angry
She just takes out her shake
And makes a spray . . . Oh . . .

The knife'll come next,
Timarrah,
So you got to watch out for
Timarrah
By the bay

Timarrah, Timarrah,
She'll stab ya,
Timarrah,
She's only a blade away

Timarrah, Timarrah,
She'll stab ya,
Timarrah,
She's only a blade away!

29 posted on 06/20/2013 3:25:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: GilesB

It sounds Irish.


30 posted on 06/20/2013 3:26:39 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: martin_fierro
Why is the Bay Area the Wild West of milkshakes?



Remember this classic:Woman Hit With Milkshake Loses $2,000

31 posted on 06/20/2013 3:30:09 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: a fool in paradise

o/~ My milkshake brings all the boys to the ER... o/~


32 posted on 06/20/2013 3:39:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: rhoda_penmark

By Friday, Timarrah will be yesterday’s news....


33 posted on 06/20/2013 4:26:33 PM PDT by mikrofon (Was it a Manana shake?)
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To: mikrofon

Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Sure.

Costello: The pitcher's name?

Abbott: Timarrah.

Costello: You don't want to tell me today?

Abbott: I'm telling you now.

Costello: Then go ahead.

Abbott: Timarrah!

Costello: What time?

Abbott: What time what?

Costello: What time Timarrah are you gonna tell me who's pitching?

Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.

Costello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?

Abbott: What's on second.

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!

34 posted on 06/20/2013 4:32:30 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

You should send that song to a SF radio station.


35 posted on 06/20/2013 6:36:38 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware YRip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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