Wrong, I’ve read this article a couple of times from posters like you - I just don’t get the same ‘translation’ that you get is all.
You seem to think it supports long ages - I think it explains ‘apparent long ages’ that are in fact approx 6,000 years as so many outside sources also support. Gravitational time dilation due to lower gravitational affects where long ages are ‘found’...
but then you will probably still refuse to grasp these concepts fully - sigh...
To the point of the adult discussion, one would believe God would deceive humankind if one believes the Universe or Earth is only 6000 years old when all that God has created and we are gradually coming to understand point to the universe being billions of years old and Earth at least 3+ billion years in the making to now.
An alternate perspective is that God lets humans generate principles of Physics which point to a very old Universe (from our perspective this far since Creation by Him) based upon principles in Physics which when tested over and over and over and relied upon to make advancements in energy use and technologies. That perspective is also fraught with petulence on The Creator's part, in allowing such a deception/duplicity to stand and humans to base their daily welfare upon the trick. God is not a trickster.
You have a perspective which requires magic thinking. Whereas believing that God has a means to Create what we see and He sees it as being seven or less days old but we seeing it from our position as billions of years old is more rational. You really ought to take the time to read Shroeder's exposition. It is a praise to God, not an opposition to His sovereignty.