I doubt their help-desk staff have a box to check for “snake damage,” although “destroyed by pet” might be there.
“Boa breakage”?
Uh, hi.
My snake just constricted my iPad.
Can I get a tech out here?
Hello?
Alienware would answer the call, though.
I’ve had one of their techs sitting in the bedroom with an 18 pound Boa wrapped around his waist, replacing an LED screen.
Bob was playing on his climbing tree and the guy couldn’t resist his charms.
:)