[Half Vast Conspiracy]

He didn’t mean CONSECUTIVE hours.

Remindes me of a this bit:

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery.
When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours."
He said, "Yes, but not in a row."
-- Steven Wright

[Cyman]

That is where I got it. Love Steven Wright.