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Naked woman missing in W. Wash. forest
KOMO News ^ | 10 June 2013

Posted on 06/11/2013 10:34:51 AM PDT by zeestephen

A naked woman who went on a "spiritual quest" wearing only a fanny pack is now missing and a search and rescue effort is under way to find her.

(Excerpt) Read more at komonews.com ...


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KEYWORDS: washingtonstate
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To: cuban leaf
Her legs could still be pretty furry, though.

If she's alive, she's probably suffering from a massive dose of bug bites, stings, scratches that will soon be infected, and poison ivy to the point where leg hair no longer matters.

61 posted on 06/11/2013 10:55:56 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: Oberon
It wasn't Helen Thomas, was it?!?

It couldn't have been her. If it was, the animals would have stampeded out of the forest with a look of horror on their faces.

62 posted on 06/11/2013 10:56:10 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: riri
Seriously, WTF is wrong with women today? Whackos.

i know! i would die before i donned a fanny pack... eww!

63 posted on 06/11/2013 10:57:07 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: zeestephen

Never crossed her mind...I may die from this happy crap!


64 posted on 06/11/2013 10:59:08 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: zeestephen

If she looks anything like the women that participate in Vermont’s nude bicycle races; you do NOT want pictures.


65 posted on 06/11/2013 10:59:29 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: zeestephen

Next headline...Naked Search Party looks for Naked Woman...


66 posted on 06/11/2013 11:00:15 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Irenic

LOL He would know how to take care of himself in the woods, too.


67 posted on 06/11/2013 11:00:19 AM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: Mouton
Looks like one eye is open more than the other...is that some indication of mental illness?

I hope not. I have a droopy eyelid m'self.

68 posted on 06/11/2013 11:01:38 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void

If you smell fish..you are getting close...


69 posted on 06/11/2013 11:03:56 AM PDT by Youngman542012
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To: latina4dubya

I have an old fanny pack on the handle bars of my bike so I have a place to put my phone and garage door opener. Even back in the day I carried it, never ever wore it. ewwwww
It got retired when they finally came out with small purses with wrist straps.


70 posted on 06/11/2013 11:04:29 AM PDT by sheana
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To: zeestephen

The Bride of Bigfoot


71 posted on 06/11/2013 11:06:30 AM PDT by Rannug ("God has given it to me, let him who touches it beware.")
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To: who knows what evil?
Nude bike races???....GAAK!
72 posted on 06/11/2013 11:07:20 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

That’s a troubling image...without doubt....LOL


73 posted on 06/11/2013 11:08:21 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: zeestephen; a fool in paradise

Putting on a fanny pack was a mistake. All tourist advisories warn against carrying fanny packs, as they are easy for pickpockets to strip.


74 posted on 06/11/2013 11:08:55 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: nascarnation

That bike seat has a BIG responsibility...


75 posted on 06/11/2013 11:11:51 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

michael moore-on pedaling to work perhaps??


76 posted on 06/11/2013 11:11:54 AM PDT by God luvs America (63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
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To: God luvs America

Moore would need a ding dong on a stick in front of him...


77 posted on 06/11/2013 11:13:08 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: zeestephen

Is the search party going in with or without clothes???


78 posted on 06/11/2013 11:13:27 AM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: Rannug
"When I'm running around naked in the forest all day, I need Super Protection...."


79 posted on 06/11/2013 11:13:57 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Revolting cat!
I was expecting to see a lot more pics on this thread.

Here is one just for the fun of it.


80 posted on 06/11/2013 11:14:39 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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