[Tax-chick]

Why are we on the side of the polar bears, instead of on the side of the animals they eat?

[rktman]

I’ll get on the phone to peta right away and see if they can get us an answer.
P-eople
E-ating
T-asty
A-nimals
In this case I guess it’s animals eating other tasty animals.

[TurboZamboni]