Tax tires, because tire wear is directly proportional to road use. Problem solved.
Oops, I just realized that suddenly wheel alignment would be paramount. I only got 20k miles out of my last set of front tires on my Chrysler because it was so out of alignment.
Sure. And keeping your tires properly inflated would be a good idea too, and not speeding through tight turns, and never barking a tire on take-off.
I don't see these as objections, however. I like having ways to minimize my taxes.