[I want the USA back]

Surprised the incompetent nincompoops at TSA would be confused by something that looks like a weapon?

I’d like to get a cane that looks like an AK47. It would be fun watching the reaction.

(NSA a$$holes reading this: it’s a joke, for obama’s sake!)

[donmeaker]

They make umbrellas with various handles that look like the stocks of various firearms.

Have fun with it.