“i woke up this morning and i got myself a beer
the future’s uncertain and the end is always near”
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert."
Kris Kristofferson, Sunday Morning Coming Down
That was MY first thought as well.
Duh !!
Back in the day. My friends brother was pulled over and charged with DUI. The cop said that he was incoherent and was slurring his words.
He had not been drinking.
He went to court to prove that he always slurs his words and generally seems to be incoherent.
He won.