I had a customer named “Aquanetta” once ;)
I had a customer named “Aquanetta” once ;)
Supposedly a true story, I say that as I got it second hand.
But a friend of my oldest niece told me that when she was in the maternity ward recovering from her C-Section with her first child (Harrisburg PA) there was a very young, hum , “urban” gal in the same room with her. The nurse came to ask this gal what name to put on the birth certificate and she told her “Vagina”. The nurse, who was also black but a much older woman, looked at her in shock and asked her to repeat it and again the young woman said “Vagina”.
The nurse said something to the effect of, “You can’t be serious. You really want to name your daughter “Vagina”? Do you even know what that means?” “No”, the gal said, “But I heard my doctor say it a few times and it just sounds so pretty”.
According to my niece’s friend, the nurse said “Oh Sweet Jesus, please take me home because I’ve had enough of this world, this country is beyond any hope”. Then she told the mother, “No. I’m not letting you name your daughter Vagina or for that matter, Uterus or Gonorrhea or Chlamydia either, God only knows she’s going to have a hard enough time in this life with you as a mother. I’m putting down a good Christian Biblical name for her: She looks like a “Sarah Rebecca” to me” and with that she walked out of the room and that’s what she put on the birth certificate.