CONFUCIUS did not say
* Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
* Passionate kiss, like spider web, Leads to undoing of fly.
* Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
* Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.
* Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
* Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.
* War does not determine who is right; It determines who is left.
* Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
* It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
* Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
* Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
* Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
HOWEVER, CONFUCIUS DID SAY . . . .
* A Lion will not cheat on his wife, But a TIGER WOOD!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on desk.
“Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.”