Would beg to differ with the last line, “You’re not the center of the universe.”
Since there is no center to the universe, it’s meaningless, in fact inaccurate, since it implies the center exists somewhere other than in my vicinity. I’m just as much the center as anywhere else.
More importantly, it assigns unwarranted significance to physical location or size. The theory is apparently that the Earth isn’t very big, so it can’t be very important. As is physical size is always correlated with importance.
I’m not real happy with the ending, either. Everything was great, until the end. Of COURSE we’re not the center of the universe, but we are the apple of God’s eye, so to speak.