[Safetgiver]

I pee all over my yard at night. I deliberately pee around the garden as a bunny deterrent....When I pee in my yard, it pi*ses off Hugh Heffener, ‘cause all the bunnies sit in my hot tub.

[bigheadfred]

I pee all over my yard at night in a helter skelter pattern. I even pee on it in winter but then I spell Mexican names and people think the neighbors did it....