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To: editor-surveyor; NowApproachingMidnight

What embarrassing thing did you do that you are trying to hide from?
__________

I think editor’s on to something.

As a motivator, just imagine the valuable advice you’ll get if you fess up.

:-)


54 posted on 06/05/2013 8:29:39 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: pax_et_bonum; editor-surveyor

Goonies (1985)

Chunk: Everything. OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.


56 posted on 06/05/2013 8:32:30 PM PDT by NowApproachingMidnight (Civilizations die from suicide, not murder.)
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