No way would those shows survive today's producers.
Bonanza would have a gay cowboy son introduced and the general store in Little House would be run by persecuted lesbian couple and their adopted children that the evil backwards Ingles made fun of showing their cruelty.
The church would be torn down and replaced with a mosque. The idyllic sounds of horse and buggy in Walnut Grove would be replaced by a crazy muezzin calling the nutbars to prayer five times a day.