[Spruce]

The problem with a reboot of Emergency! is that they would make the entire station homos and women. The only white males would be the crack dealers that start baby toy factories on fire

[Buckeye McFrog]

The problem with a reboot of Emergency! is that they would make the entire station homos and women.

Absolutely true! John Gage would spend each episode sitting on a waiting list while minorities and women with half his Civil Service score went to the academy.