Posted on 05/29/2013 5:04:48 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Really?....
Wait until they rediscover the alcohol enema....
Idiots will “huff” anything......Gasoline, lighter fluid, chemicals of all sorts......just for a buzz...
It’s how the Darwin principle keeps the planet as tidy as possible but it takes far too long...
ping
Ian Flemming’s Vesper Martini:
3 shots Gordon’s
1 shot 100 proof Vodka
1/2 shot Blonde Lillet
Combine, shake over ice
Serve with a large, thin slice of lemon peel.
Pretty good stuff, but I wouldn’t want to even THINK about inhaling it!!
I’d have about nineteen brain aneurisms!
(It’s actually better if you stir the above recipe.
More potent -not as watered down with the ice.)
Don’t. Just drink. And eat. Steak and stuff.
Alcohol enema’s is Darwinian justice. Cleans the gene pool out. Long trip on a short road.
Or Ether... which is pretty much exactly the same general anesthetic as ethyl alcohol. That's why alcoholics were nearly impossible to anesthetize safely using ether back in the day... the safety margin between unconsciousness and death was just too small because of their tolerance for the drug.
It's also VERY explosive... one static spark and your a crispy critter.
I know it exists, what I meant was wait until it becomes the new widespread ‘fad’.
Butt chugging...LOL!
Stupid, highly dangerous things should remain legal if they only affect the Darwin candidate.
/johnny
Only.
/johnny
Heh heh. If you hadn’t mentioned that...
I was gonna.
(Not that I have any first hand experience or anything.)
I have in all honesty considered getting “Do Not Enter” tattooed tramp stamp style.
Just to upset the rectumsexuals.
I think I would take the alcohol enema over snorting alcohol fumes a choice I’m sure I’ll never have to take. The best way to get a buzz and save calories is just simply not eat all day... two birds with one stone.
/johnny
Why not? Laws have worked so well in the past. /s
i bet this thread takes off. And I am not even under the affluence of inkcohol to recognize it.
Having Chrons Disease, I have a lifelong ‘ass’ociation with GI docs. When I was 17 my doctor was a young woman ... which as you can imagine, made for some rather less than manly moments during the colonoscopies...
One day I looked her straight in the face and said “I’ll never be gay”.
The woman about wet herself laughing ;)
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