Years and years ago, when I was in high school, I had a regular satirical newspaper column in our school paper.
One addition I accurately quoted a desk dictionary in the journalism classroom on the definition of “beaver”. It went something like:
A small warm blooded, brown furred, mammal with a wide flat broad muscular tail and nocturnal feeding habits.
As it was not my first transgression, my column was put on mandatory hiatus for the next two additions.
Hell I would have promoted such brilliance!