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Beaver kills man in Belarus
http://www.guardian.co.uk ^ | 05/29/2013 | Associated Press in Ostromechevo

Posted on 05/29/2013 12:33:39 PM PDT by redreno

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To: meatloaf

Intercourse, PA is further east, near Lancaster.
They quit putting up Welcome signs at the town limit
because “Welcome to Intercourse” became the #1 most stolen
road sign in America.


41 posted on 05/29/2013 1:05:57 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: txnativegop

It is a wonder he made it to 60.


42 posted on 05/29/2013 1:12:09 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Inside every liberal and WOD defender is a totalitarian screaming to get out.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

holdski my vodka comrade bubbaov


43 posted on 05/29/2013 1:12:09 PM PDT by slapshot ("Were not gonna take it anymore" Twisted Sister)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

I wonder why?


44 posted on 05/29/2013 1:13:17 PM PDT by meatloaf
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To: redreno

Beavers like to attack you while you’re watching Late Night with Leno...


45 posted on 05/29/2013 1:13:56 PM PDT by baddog 219
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To: redreno

In related news...

His fishing buddy was severely injured by a Big Red Snapper


46 posted on 05/29/2013 1:14:20 PM PDT by DanielRedfoot
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To: Vaquero

LOLMAO; took me 10-15 secs to read that tiny type, but I managed to.


47 posted on 05/29/2013 1:14:35 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
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To: redreno
"Largely nocturnal, beavers can also become disoriented during the daytime and attack out of fear, according to Viktor Kozlovsky, a wildlife expert."

So if you're wanting to grab a beaver, do it in the dark.

48 posted on 05/29/2013 1:14:55 PM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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To: slapshot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y09YOkVmGg0


49 posted on 05/29/2013 1:17:20 PM PDT by slapshot ("Were not gonna take it anymore" Twisted Sister)
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To: redreno

He got pelted???


50 posted on 05/29/2013 1:20:25 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: redreno

Gave him a Beaver shot eh?


51 posted on 05/29/2013 1:21:54 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: redreno

Stuhned Beaver?


52 posted on 05/29/2013 1:23:16 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: meatloaf

Yeah, right after I passed Gap, PA I’d usually go through Intercourse....


53 posted on 05/29/2013 1:24:50 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: redreno; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
IBTJ (In Before The Jokers!)

(On second thought, never mind!)

54 posted on 05/29/2013 1:25:18 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Sender

LOL!


55 posted on 05/29/2013 1:25:48 PM PDT by RedMDer (You are Free Republic. There are no outside influences. Just us, all of us. Please donate today!)
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To: redreno
Was the perpetrator hairless? She will need to be properly identified to be apprehended.

I'm sorry.

5.56mm

56 posted on 05/29/2013 1:28:53 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: All

Beware of the Minks in Minsk, I guess.


57 posted on 05/29/2013 1:29:22 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (It wasn't this cold before global warming)
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To: txnativegop
He got what he deserved; stupidity kills.

Reminds me of the Russian dude a few years ago who, in a fit of drunken passion, tried to screw a beaver (the four legged kind). At least, IIRC, I think it was a beaver. He was shredded, didn't make it.

58 posted on 05/29/2013 1:30:07 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: massmike

Ward take it easy on the Beaver!


59 posted on 05/29/2013 1:31:49 PM PDT by Average Al
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To: ken5050

“Hey, Evgeny! Hold my vodka and watch this!”


60 posted on 05/29/2013 1:36:01 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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