[Revolting cat!]

Dear Abby,

I’ve been listening to my body,
and it only belches, farts, hiccups
sneezes, and squeaks.

What to do?

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[JRandomFreeper]

It's up for you to learn your body's language. You are around it more than anyone.

If I can interpret catz meows for "More catnip" vs. "the food dish is empty and you are asleep and your eyes look good", surely you can be trusted to figure out what your body needs, vs what it wants.

/johnny