Best quote ever from a centenarian.
When asked how people could live so long, he replied, “Drink a quart of sour mash whiskey and smoke a pack of cigarettes a day.”
The surprised interviewer blurted out, “Really?”
To which the centenarian replied, “No, of course not. Don’t be gullible and stupid and you might live as long as me.”
Years ago I read an article in the National Geographic about very old people of (then) Soviet Georgia. Seems that one of those smoked a pack of cigarettes and had two shots of vodka every day.