[TruthShallSetYouFree]

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Jessica Fletcher is a double fictioneer!

Just like John Kerry, who nominated himself for two purple hearts--one for a hangnail and one for a paper cut. He put himself in for a Congressional Medal of Honor when a stapler fell on his foot, but it was rejected.

[secret garden]

Did someone mention a stapler?

[afraidfortherepublic]

He put himself in for a Congressional Medal of Honor when a stapler fell on his foot, but it was rejected.

LOLOLOLOL