Man abseils down building to escape lover’s husband – video

Metro [UK] ^ | 19 May 2013 | Jimmy Nsubuga

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Yeah, it's probably fake. I don't care.

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[GeronL]

I wouldn’t cheer him

[Bon mots]

Looks staged.
The street name is “Santo Amaro” or “St. Bitter”.

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Pearly Gates joke #37 punchline:

“Picture this,” says the third man (to St. Peter). “I’m hiding inside this refrigerator ... “

[dfwgator]

One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.”

-Rodney Dangerfield

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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!

—Rodney Dangerfield

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Guy comes limping into the bar with a smile on his face, sits down, orders a drink and the bartender says “You sure look happy today”.
“I am, my friend, I am. I was at my lady friends house and her husband came home early and took a baseball bat while I was in the middle of ‘doing it’.”
“Wow! Why so happy, looks like you have a pretty beat up arse the way you are walking”?

“No problem, couple minutes early he would have crushed my skull like a watermelon’.

[donna]

Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Jimmy Stewart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IiICcSH8iY

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Did you notice the name of the street???

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LMAO

[cunning_fish]

Probably the safest way to get out to the street in Sao Paolo. He has almost nothing to get robbed and killed for.:)

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I dunno - what are odds he makes it home with those shorts?

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Kitties are born hams.

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No!!!

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HUH? Iz innocent.

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Innocent Kitteh looks...guilty as h*ll, really.

[21twelve]

Thanks! Jimmy Stewart looks a lot like my old man the last year or so before he died. The joke reminds me of my Mom asking my dad on his deathbed, just a few hours before he died; if after he is gone:

“Would you mind if I sold the vacation condo?”

“Would I mind? Would I mind!!??” He said with a chuckle and a shake of his head.

Interestingly enough, my mom met a childhood sweetheart about 3 years later and got remarried at the age of 74! (She still has the condo 35 years later after my old man passed away!) They didn’t golf though!!

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Got hand chalk?