We had a bartender at our American Legion who had humungous ta-ta’s. She was 50+ years old and fat. One hot summer day I walked in, ordered a Miller Lite and immediately got in a conversation with a guy to my left. The bartender apparently waited for a while for my money and leaned over the bar and said”You gonna pay for that?” I looked at her breast’s’ss’s while I got my wallet out and asked ‘What is that on your tit?” She said”It’s a butterfly!” I gave her my money and said “Looks like an eagle to me.” I didn’t get another beer.
Yep and those tramp stamps are going to look real sexy hanging down halfway to their knees when they’re 65...lol