Well, you cannot get silly... 
without drinking--
Drinking a lot... 
and I have a well stocked bar with whatsoever you need to get silly--
And stay... 
that way:
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Well, you cannot get silly... without drinking--
Drinking a lot... and I have a well stocked bar with whatsoever you need to get silly--
And stay... that way:
......
......
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A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a
Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.
Bartender asks ....
“What’ll it be, Mr. President?”