[KosmicKitty]

Hope that 12 gauge pump is racked up

Yep, ready to go - and unfortunately in our vacation home in another state.

All I've got here is a non-function ancient rifle and a black power muzzle loader that I don't have a clue how to load.

Guess I could hit them over the head with it :-)

[Mich Patriot]

"All I've got here is a non-function ancient rifle and a black power muzzle loader that I don't have a clue how to load."

I would still keep it handy. If they come to the door, greet them with it and they will likely bug out. They don't know it isn't loaded.

[mad_as_he$$]

http://www.ehow.com/how_5137205_load-black-powder-gun.html