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something...to scare everlivincrapoutta my housecatz.

Like this?

[JRandomFreeper]

Nah, my catz have been around on Jan 2nd.

A small lizard woudn't do it. A stuffed big cat... that freaks them out.

We live sorta harsh around here. They were with me when I did the mountain man thing. And the catz did the 'hunting chuckle' thing catz do when a 2000 lb bull wandered up onto the front porch. Took me a minute to clear my eyes and figure out it wasn't a mouse or a blue jay.

I bring parts of large dead critters into the house weekly. They expect that from me.

One of their own? Not so cool.

/johnny