>> “You cant post the quotes because youd look like a laughingstock.” <<
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You mean like when he looks in the mirror?
Careful! When in the presence of the thin skinned, you must choose your words w care. Some see “personal attacks” where none were intended. You wouldn’t want to offend their tender sensibilities, would you?
But to be honest, you did make me laugh.
Plus I really, really like your tagline. I second that sentiment in a most heartfelt way.