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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
the idea that we can become unhealthily obsessed with eating the “right, perfect foods.”

This morning, a cop rolled up in front of the across the street neighbor's house. After making sure they weren't after me, I went out to see what the hubub was, bub. Turns out the neighbor had caught a young, tender possum in her live trap, and the cop was there to pick it up.

I told him I could deal with it.

He asked what I would do with it.

I swear, all I said is "Make biscuits and gravy to go with it" and he had the possum in the patrol car and gone quick.

Some people are so sensitive...

/johnny

36 posted on 05/10/2013 6:48:57 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper
"Darryl clubbed a possum on the way here.
Darryl threw it in a burlap sack."


39 posted on 05/10/2013 6:53:11 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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