This morning, a cop rolled up in front of the across the street neighbor's house. After making sure they weren't after me, I went out to see what the hubub was, bub. Turns out the neighbor had caught a young, tender possum in her live trap, and the cop was there to pick it up.
I told him I could deal with it.
He asked what I would do with it.
I swear, all I said is "Make biscuits and gravy to go with it" and he had the possum in the patrol car and gone quick.
Some people are so sensitive...
/johnny